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It was
a dark winters night. A young man by the name of Eric Cartman was sleeping
peacefully in his bed. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a spaceship appeared.
Cartman
was abducted by the aliens aboard the spaceship. The aliens inserted a
TESTICULAR PROBE in Cartman.
The next morning Cartman thought that he had dreamed the
whole thing. When he told his friends the dream, they knew it was real
because of the recent sitings.
Stan: Cartman, you got a Testicular Probe,
what does it do?
Cartman: Shut the hell up you guys it was
just a dream
Kyle: There have been many UFO's seen lately
Kenny: mmmde mmrrraa ghommlhg
HEE HEE HEE HEE
Cartman: SCREW YOU GUYS
At school later that day, Cartman was acting very weird...
MMMM BALLLLS
The gang was totally confused, so they went and asked
their buddy Chef
I have
heard about the TESTICULAR PROBES. It is when the stick this big metal
hubajoo up your pecker. It gives you the craving for balls. Be careful
my little crackers, no balls are safe.
With this in mind, the kids were very cautious around Cartman.
But Cartman became stranger and stranger acting. He would
not stop at any cost untill he satisfied his craving for BALLS
HMMM.
Do fish have balls??
Cartman even took on many disguises to get balls
I am
a scarrrrry ghost. BOOO give me your balls
HHHHK. Give
to me your balls and hail the mighty Cartler.
His craving for the balls could go no longer. He did the
most despicable thing.......
OH
MY GOD, Cartman ate Kenny's balls......YOU BASTARD
Cartman went on a ball eating rampage. He got so fat that he couldn't get out of bed. What could a kid like this actually be thinking? Who can stop him?
Follow
your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof, eat balls, EAT
BALLSSSSS
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When we last left Cartmen,
he had went on a ball eating frenzy
He had even resorted to using guns and weapons to get what he craves.
Kyle: Cartmen
dude, you are one sick fuck
Stan: Yeh, whose balls will be next ours
Kenny: MMMBAMMMBUBLE
Stan: Yeh, he looks like a big ball, you are what you eat
All: HEE HEE HEE
Cartmen: Fuck off you guys, shut up before I eat your balls
Cartmen just couldn't control
his hunger.
Cartmen dear do want some more Harry Balls. Hell yeah I want Harry
Balls
No Stavin Mavin, thats my creamed balls
No Stavin Mavin thats
a BAD STAVIN MARVIN I NEED MY BALLS
DAMMIT, I NEED MY BALLS
Cartmen had snapped
So the gang decided that something needed to be done,
so the sent him off to Eatniopia
Hey, I am a
lost little boy who needs balls can you help me. Screw you guys
WHY
God WHY?? No more balls. My
lord hath forsaken me.
What will become of Cartmen. Find out next time
TO BE CONTINUED............
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